also i am seriously thinking about deleting this blog. i feel like being in the top five websites that show up when you google “lesbian bars in seoul” might hurt my job search.
edit: HAHA also the 4th hit for “lesbian seoul”
Peaches big day out in Austin
Today I went on my first American date! My first date with a native English speaker in FIVE FUCKING YEARS.
We ate vegetarian Ethopian food and climbed a mountain (mostly drove up it but whatever).
Also he got arrested once for being accused of throwing a bottle at the Situation in a club in Jersey (he didn’t, charges were dropped). So there’s that.
If you are wondering where I meet these winners the answer is: Tinder.
Also he’s first generation Japanese American and my Japanese is better than his. HA.
Before I met him, I had coffee with a friend of mine that I met in Korea and also moved back to the Austin that culminated in us cackling loudly in Korean (he is white) in the middle of a Starbucks while other customers discreetly gawked at us bc its not Korea where its okay to full on stare at people.
I like Austin?????
idgi like when you are born does the hospital give a parent a book called “how to find fault in everything your child does”? my mother is literally giving me a lecture about paying my credit card bill early.
you would think that never missing a payment in 10 years (yes, i have had credit since i was 15, my current credit limit made the girl at the bank actually gasp in shock because she was comforting me about possibly having only a $200 credit limit before it came in) means she would back off and LET ME LIVE MY LIFE but nooooooooooooooo by all means please criticize away.
I think I have to go to DC at the end of August so if I do, I’m going to New York also to visit my friends and fly back to texas with my uncle and cousin and get my ps3 back and to sleep on partyintherok's couch and I AM SO EXCITED.
My 33℃ #privateroad (at Horshoe Bay)
Mother: (while petting both of our dogs) look I have two men on my couch.
Me: Well, there you go, first time for everything.
Mother: Ha I wouldn’t say first ti…..I’m gonna shut up now.
Yesterday was my aunt’s birthday so my mom and I took her to lunch and shopping in Austin, which is around an hour away from where we live. My aunt and my mom live around 30 minutes away so when they drive into town together they meet at a local hotel and park in the parking lot so they can take one car.
When we dropped my aunt off at the parking lot after our day yesterday and I was crawling back into the front seat I noticed that she left her lotion on the seat and that it had completely exploded.
My mom screamed at her to turn around and sure enough it was all over her pants. So of course in the middle of the parking lot my mom starts cackling and screaming OH MY GOD YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS. YOU GOT AN ORGASM FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. GO HOME AND SHOW YOUR HUSBAND THAT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I cannot take them ANYWHERE i swear.
i just got an invitation to take the physical efficiency battery in washington dc to be a park police officer and tbh this is exactly what i expected my job search to look like so im kind psyched about it.
not sure im actually gonna do it though because i have no idea if i can bench press 64% of my body weight.